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The English Language
Misc Documents
This consists of three parts: an amusing poem that lists a lot of English words that are pronounced nothing like what their spellings would indicate; a list of words that are pronounced in two different ways, with different meanings for each; and many reasons why English is just plain crazy. All outline reasons why English is such a pain to learn.